VOTE ANONYMOUS FOR CONGRESS

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DONATE NOW AND TAKE BACK YOUR COUNTRY. ALTHOUGH WE MAY OUTWARDLY CHAMPION PRINCIPLES THAT APPEAR VIRTUOUS, REST ASSURED YOUR GENEROSITY WON’T LEAVE A LASTING IMPACT, ENSURING NOTHING BUT PERSONAL INDULGENCE ON THE PART OF OUR TEAM.

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 POLICIES

  • IF ELECTED, YOUR BELOVED CANDIDATE ANONYMOUS WILL ONLY FURTHER ECONOMIC GAIN FOR LARGE CORPORATIONS AND THE SUPER RICH.

  • REST ASSURED THAT YOUR CANDIDATE ANONYMOUS WILL SUPPORT AS MANY WARS ABROAD AS POSSIBLE.

  • AS A CONGRESSPERSON, ANONYMOUS WILL INCONSPICUOUSLY REPRESENT THE INTERESTS OF BIG PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES.

  • YOUR BELOVED CANDIDATE ANONYMOUS WILL VOTE BILLS INTO LAW THAT RAISE TAXES ON WORKING PEOPLE.